jLife

*Every week I send a goofy email out to an e-list for my Christian fellowship. Since some of the stuff in them is somewhat funny, I thought it would be worth posting them on here. Note that names have been changed to preserve privacy.

Table of Contents

I. What I Missed in School

II. She is a Woman, Therefore to be Won

III. The Winning Haiku

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I. What I Missed in School

We set out from home

Early one morning

We, my love and me

Walking along

We, birds and the bees

Trees of the forest

You know, I never did take Astronomy while at school, and I probably won’t get the chance. I can’t tell you which star is the morning star or evening star – and that is a crying shame. I don’t even know what metal to add to tin to make bronze. Four years of school and I haven’t learned a single thing!

Hi, this is jPothen. I like to attend Navs on Fridays and send out weekly emails regarded by some as belles-lettres. Some people read them, others trash them, and most are too lazy to filter them (despite the fact that I once provided instructions).

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